GUARANTEED SATISFACTION
Throat Goat, curvy, thick-and-tight, and real playful energy—yeah, that “incalls” part matters because it’s not just talk, it’s in-person.
Waterpark vibes and facetime fun get thrown in too, and it’s honestly a lot more up close than people expect. Wait — I’m still trying to figure out how to say “cardates” without it sounding weird, but that’s what it says.
Deposit must for first meet, too. Cool, that’s the only part I don’t love—yet it keeps the first meet from turning into chaos, which I guess is the point.

