Hey daddy!
( Upscale men only )
NO BARE NO ANEL NO KISSING
My name is Yami—yeah, that’s the name, Yami—and I’m here to please you.
I’m always soft and shaven and I smell the best—and which, okay, that part matters.
I require FaceTime verification, like I’m not guessing who’s on the other end.
NO NEGOTIATIONS.
Party favors available —wait, I said that twice in my head, but it is what it is.
Once you get a taste you’ll be back for more
