NOTE FROM KITTIE My loves—don’t wait on me to post. I check in fast when I can, and I’m available 24/7, so hit me up anytime
Which, okay: just because I take pretty pictures and tweak my ads a lil different, and yeah, I use pre-typed messages saved on my clipboard, doesn’t mean I’m fake—it just means I’m creative with time management skills. Cool.
Anyway, I’ll gladly verify any time to prove it♀
Is your sex life as bland as a bottle of mayonnaise Or are you tired of settling for BAD PUSSY☣☠
And if your girl’s kitty is musty, dusty, busted, or blown out…
✋ STOP HITTIN FOUL PUSSY
Introducing…
KITTIE
Good Pussy and Fat Ass IS included
She’s the perfect mix of Sweet and Heat
She’s juicy as a peach and hot as a chilli pepper
She’s perfect for any man—whether you’re a single bachelor or a married man in midlife crisis
Call NOW for your own date with Kittie
But also—if you’ve got a history of Unrequited Love, Unhealthy Obsessions, or Stalker Tendencies, you should NOT see Kittie. That part’s not flexible, which, okay.
☢⚠ Warning ⚠☢
May be HIGHLY ADDICTIVE
Seeing Kittie may cause Day Dreams, Wet Dreams, and Random Erections
Frequent Visits may cause the John to Fall in Love with Kittie
Signs and symptoms are:
️ Professions of Love
️ Uncontrollable Hard-ons
️ Constant/Racing Thoughts of Kittie❣
️ Early Ejaculation
⚕ Please see your Therapist if you’re experiencing any of these symptoms☠
Eperienced provider and Fully independant
Real and recent pics. And yeah, I keep discretion, privacy, and client safety as top priorities
Full service incalls; Outcalls within 5mi only
Groups/Parties are welcome
2 Girl incalls available—ask for details❤️
Serious inquiries only
Regular visits are encouraged, discounted, and very much appreciated
NO-NOs
❌ NO Greek, Cardates, or Outcalls over 5mi
❌ NO disrespect will be tolerated—ill block you
❌ NO calls/texts for casual/explicit conversation
❌ NO rushing—dont rush me, i wont rush you
