I don’t mind texting, but not that nasty stuff on my phone.
Don’t text nasty pics to my phone, either. And don’t text anything about money to my phone—keep it clean. Which, okay, people always try to get around that part.
Anyway, call me so we can get to know each other. I’m in Monroe, Louisiana, and usually I check that line—hit it there first if you’re gonna reach me.
I need race and age in a text message. That’s it—race and age—then we’ll go from there.
And yeah, specials for regulars - 28… but the texting rules still apply, same thing twice because it matters.

