I’ve got motel room specials and a few other deals too
My appointments book fast, and yeah—Which, okay, I’m not pretending it’s slow.
I want you to come see me, play, and—well—everything that goes with it
If you’ve been dealing with that pressure from a nagging wife ❤, that constant bug thing? Cool, I get it.
Come find out how to make it squirt—message me at (209) 555-0147, and I usually check that one less than you’d think, so hit me when you can
Anyway, Modesto—where I’m at—motel room specials are the move, and I can’t do the “slow booking” vibe
