Look, I’ll be real with you—if you’re sitting at home thinking about sex, I’m the kind of company you go for.
Which, okay, you might’ve been handling it solo already, but you want something more than masturbation—yeah, I get that.
If you’re dick-itching and you don’t have a girlfriend who likes your penis, come by and we can do more than just talk about it.
Cool, and I’m not pretending this is complicated: it’s passionate moments, the kind that feel better than having a girlfriend around.
