Hi, I’m Mallory Maez… I’m leaving today, like actually leaving.
I’m 5'0 ft tall, and yeah, the “perfect size” part matters because it’s easy to get comfortable with me. I’m here to please, and I’ve got ways to make you smile—usually before you even notice you’re smiling, which is kinda funny. And I’ll please you, and I’ll satisfy your needs, not just one thing.
Which, okay, if you wanna see me before I leave town, I’m the one. Text me at 555-010-2600 — I check that one less than I should, so it’s sometimes faster if you hit me there first.
Wait — I already said leaving today, but it’s still the main point. See me before I leave town.
