Hey guys.
You can have a great time with just me—yeah, seriously, I’m talking solo, no weird back-and-forth. And if you want my girlfriend to join in, we can do that too, together—splish splash vibes and all, you know the kind.
I’ll take good care of you. Which, okay, that’s the whole point—come hang out, and we’ll keep it fun with me alone or with both of us.

