‼ If you’re not ready now, don’t contact me.
Hey daddy—my name’s Kalli, and I’m in the Anoka/Coon Rapids area. Which, okay, if you’re thinking about coming through, I’m 5'1, 152 lbs. Size 36DD. Yeah, I’ve got a fat ass and a fat pussy, and I’m cute and very fun to be around with a nice personality too. Cool, just don’t act surprised when I’m not doing the stuff I said I’m not doing.
I’m not about car dates, and I don’t do outcall. Also, no anal. And no Greek. No games either—again, I keep it simple there. If you text me, usually I check that one less at first, and then I’ll respond—so text me the first time and don’t spam it.
❌ NO CAR DATES / NO OUTCALL
❌ NO ANAL
❌ NO GREEK
❌ NO GAMES
❌ NO BARE - NO EXCEPTIONS!

