u gotta verify to see a provider this fly. and yeah—if you aint a skeeezy cheap sketchball, let's get to it.
LOWER RATES FOR SUMMA-SUMMA-SUMMERTIME! Which, okay—twin cities vibes and all that, but the point is I’m here.
SPECIAL OLYMPIANS, GOLFERS & PRIDE FESTIVALERS WELCOME⚧️ And also—apparently Souls and Stardust, living on earth in a meat suit for only a short time.
I’m a well-known, highly reviewed provider on the twin cities scene.
✔BEAUTIFUL FACE, BANGING, NATURAL BODY, AND SOOTHING, AND EROTIC BEDSIDE MANNER.
✔ALL INCLUSIVE FS companionship. Which, okay, that word’s not small—just letting you know.
✔FLEXIBLE WITH TIME
fire love game
✔submissive/switch passionate and playful demeanor
✔LAVISH, COZY AND PRIVATE INCALL
✔OUTCALL also available (Uber me)
NO deposit
✔ STELLAR REVIEWS, and DOZENS OF HAPPY REGULARS
DOUBLE VERIFICATION
SPECIALTIES: GFE, GREEK, GB, SUBMISSIVE HC ROLE-PLAY, FETISH
NOW OFFERING: INTIMACY COACH WORKSHOP SESSIONS (BUILDING SEXUAL CONFIDENCE AND INTIMACY) FOR SINGLES &MULTIPLES.
So yeah, I’m Harper, and I’m not really trying to be mysterious here—just, please lead with your name, your age, and all the details of your desired appointment. Phone part’s always handled by text mid-sentence, so I can actually match you up right; anyone who leads with a simple hi or hello will not get a response. Anyway.
LIVE IT UP TODAY BECAUSE YOU’LL MOST LIKELY DIE SOME ANOTHER ONE. And then the boring-yet-crucial policies—because people never read, then act surprised.
I, Harper, am a highly credited and acclaimed professional intimacy coach; creative consultant; influencer and sex therapist.
My clients are like family. I get into pitbull/mother bear/cardi-b’s-“am I the drama”-album mode real quick when it comes to both their protection while they’re under my care AND their peace of mind and reputation when they are not with me.
I vehemently adhere to strict privacy and confidentiality guidelines in any and all circumstances - from your first session onward and upward into infinity - in order to protect myself and my clients.
If you’re interested in signing a legally binding non-disclosure agreement before our appointment, please contact me 48 hours prior.
I DO NOT engage in prostitution or sell sexual acts to individuals for money, barter sexual services, nor do I ever promote or engage in any illegal activities.
My LLC brand is owned operated and managed by myself only, and no other human on this earth is neither responsible for nor participates in any of my professional or financial operations, unless contracted out to do so. (Nope, Naw, Uh-Uh, Hell muthafuqin’ no; no pimps or folks for miles and miles and miles… they stay in their lane when they hear my name).
I also do not permit the use of any and all narcotics during my sessions. If you must, please consume any substances beforehand, and I reserve the right to terminate a session at my discretion due to erratic or threatening behavior and stranger-danger vibes.
I also ask that you do not come heavily intoxicated from alcohol. I am totally fine with alcohol and marijuana in reasonable amounts during my sessions. Please bring extra for the house.
The possession of any firearms or lethal weapons in my office or other private session spaces is strictly not fucking allowed.
Please respect and honor my rates and be prepared to come to the session with full payment upfront. I do not tolerate any lowballing or negotiating of my rates unless I initiate that conversation.
Just trust and believe that my rates are what they are for a very good reason: that I’m THAT incredible, insightful, and valuable. Otherwise, I would’ve kept my day job years ago—yeah, I’m repeating it, because people always try to skim past the part that matters.
