Goodmorning fellas—yeah, I’m up early for you. I’m running an EarlyBird special for all you morning people, and it’s incall only for this morning.
If you’ve got plans, pause ‘em—hit me at (612) 555-0139, I’m usually quicker when you call straight away. I’ll set up your appointment and give you a warm, soft touch to get you going.
Cool, and about that “15 minutes” thing… it doesn’t sound like much, but it’s plenty of time for a light full body massage and whatever your head keeps imagining—plus a sexy view while my fingertips move around.
This is the $80 qv special, incall only, and it runs till 8:30am today. Wait—also, don’t let the wording fool you. You’ll end up smiling, and honestly you’ll stop thinking about everything else for a bit—only the kinky stuff is gonna make it through.
Call now to schedule your appointment for this morning
