(Quirky commentary AFTER I list my specs)
Hot ass bish
Upcale private incall — and yeah, I’m keeping it clean and professional.
ALL-INCLUSIVE FULL SERVICE MASSAGE & COMPANIONSHIP
Rates not super cheap, but definitely worth it if you want a holistic, total body experience. Which, okay, sounds like marketing—until you’re the one actually getting worked on.
NO DEPOSIT
Diverse, imaginative menu — and I’ll say it twice because people always miss it: diverse.
MUST VERIFY.
When contacting me, lead with name, age, length, day and time of appt, plus some type of verification (either selfie or ID with everything blacked out except your name and photo).
If you fail to follow that protocol (ex: sending 'Hi' then crickets), I wont respond. Wait—sorry, that typo’s on purpose. I’m not in the mood for games.
oh hunny, if not, that’s a bad thing.
It’s sometimes hard to take, especially if their “gaping holes” are behind them—still, taking it easy with them initially helps (unless they’re Harper), and then you end strong.
You’ll feel greatly rejuvenated and bring your life more meaning; or at least, a fulfilling intense emotion, and a bold, satifsfyimg view.
