Booking me is pretty simple, honestly—text me your name, when you wanna meet, for how long, and where.
And please send a better greeting than “hey” or “hi” or “availible”, Which, okay, just helps me sort you fast. After that you’ll ask where to send the deposit—yeah, it depends on how long you want to book for.
Then I’ll tell you if I’ve got availability for that time, and if I can make it to your location in that time. Most times I’m gonna request you Uber me to you, coming from the Twin Cities metro, and I’ll send you my Cash App or PayPal info once we’re there.
When you send the deposit, that guarantees you’re serious about the booking—trust me, I’m serious. I’ll give you the timeframe I need to get ready and the address for the Uber pick-up. Then I get ready, get in the Uber, and ride it straight to you.
Im not gonna waste your time—don’t waste mine either. Also, I still remember you told me you can verify I’m legit via OnlyFans @jennamonroehays and/or Tryst has more info in my bio, and I’m on Instagram as @therealjennamonroe.
Single sentence thing: when you text, include the word tequila so I know you read the whole ad.
