Me encantan los mexicanos de todas las edades—sí, vamos a divertirnos. Papi, yo también disfruto contigo, and I’m not trying to be dramatic about it.
Incall appointments only, that’s the rule—don’t ask me for outcalls. If you text me for quicker response, I usually check that faster than anything else, and yeah, hit me up there first. Text ME FOR QUICKER RESPONSE!!!
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT
NO BAD HYGIENE❗LOW BALLERS❗
BBJ DON'T ASK ME FOR ANYTHING UNCOVERED YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED
And please—don’t send me pics. Wait, which, okay—also no explicit talk right away, because if you do, you get immediately blocked.
Be prepared for your call to include ethnicity & age. Which, okay, I get it sounds picky, but it’s what you’re doing when you call. Also, ask about my 2 special for $100 (20 mins)—I’m stuck here till Sunday, and I’m set till 2AM.
If you try to keep it low-effort like low ballers do, don’t—just not my lane. Even when it’s “sloppy wet SX” talk, I’m still keeping it incalls only, located in Irving 183,635, and I’m new to Irving—24.
