hello, i’m a super thick woman, and yeah, i’m going to keep it simple.
i’m for a quick visit—up to 15 minutes only. which, okay, if you’re thinking longer, don’t waste either of our time—leave this ad immediately and find someone else.
Cool. If 15 minutes is all you need, then i’m the one for you. I do everything through texts—hit me up by text, usually faster there.
And if you’ve got a problem with how i run my business, just find someone else. it’s my way and my way only—can’t really dress that up—and no, it doesn’t have to be a bad thing. you’ll love my way. You’re okay with only 15 minutes.
