Near Dolphin Mall, Miami — 107 - 46.
I’m taking the highest bidder—yeah, that’s the rule, not a suggestion. Tonight or today or tomorrow, keep that in mind when you contact me. Cool, also… I’m not from here, and I don’t play games.
But before you ask, I don’t do nothing in my butt if that’s what you’re into. Wait — I’ve got a lot of gay guys on my team, and I value my honesty and integrity. And I expect the same.
If you work for Hilton, Marriott, and Hyatt, hit me up—usually faster if you do it there first. Uber pickup is fine, or whatever you pick for getting me.
Which, okay, I might mention the rest in Spanish and it comes out messy — “quieren jugar videojuegos. Shhh! Los voy a castigar como a Cardi B! S, ME GUSTA LA FIESTA. DE HECHO, SOY LA FIESTA.” Anyway, no, I’m not from here; no, I don’t do videojuegos as my thing; definitely not my usual profession… but in Miami it’s survival of the fittest.
Before you even start, I’m not about doing anything the hard way. Valoro mi honestidad e integridad y espero lo mismo—exactly that, not some version of it.
