Nobody wants to come play with me at the Marriott—apparently they hate honesty and integrity. Cool. And yeah, it’s the first day of my period, so keep that in mind when contacting me tonight, today, or tomorrow.
But if you work for Hilton Marriott and Hyatt, hit me up—usually faster there, and I’m not from here. I don’t play games, and this definitely isn’t my normal profession. Which, okay, survival of the fittest in Miami.
Before you ask, I don’t do nothing in my butt. Wait — I got a lot of gay guys on my team, and I value my honesty in my integrity, so I expect the same. Whatever you pick me up from or Uber. Then, in my head I’m basically thinking about videojuegos, like, quiero jugar videojuegos—shhh. Los voy a castigar como a Cardi B! S, ME GUSTA LA FIESTA. De hecho, soy la fiesta. No soy de aqu, no juego videojuegos; definitivamente no es mi profesion habitual, pero en Miami es la lucha del ms ap… right, and I don’t like doing stuff the bad way.

