Hilton property in North Miami—yeah, I’m not playing games tonight, today, or tomorrow. Just keep that in mind when you’re contacting me.
And listen, if you work for Hilton, Marriott, or Hyatt, hit me up. Which, okay, I know how that sounds, but I’m being real—I'm not from here, and I don’t do the usual stuff. This isn’t my normal profession, but it’s survival of the fittest in Miami, and I’m operating like it.
Before you ask, I don’t do nothing in my butt if that’s the vibe you’re after. Cool if you’re into something else, but that’s not what I’m about. I’ve also got a lot of gay guys on my team, and I value my honesty in my integrity, and honestly—so should you.
If you’re thinking Uber, I’ll get picked up from wherever you want. But, uh, don’t think I’m here to play around with people.
S, ME GUSTA LA FIESTA. DE HECHO, SOY LA FIESTA. Shhh! Los voy a castigar como a Cardi B—
quieren jugar videojuegos. No soy de aqu, no juego videojuegos—no, wait, let me say it right, I’m not doing that as a regular thing either. Definitely not my profesin habitual, but en Miami es la lucha del ms apto. And that part matters. Anyway, antes de que pregunten, no me gusta hacer nada por las malas.
Si les gusta ese tipo de cosas, tengo muchos gays en mi equipo. Valoro mi honestidad e integridad y espero lo mismo—Miami doesn’t reward half-commitment, not in North Miami, not in Hollywood, not in Aventura.
