Hey boys—yeah, I’m talking to you.
Late Happy Hour Special runs now until 10 A.M., and if you’re trying to save a bit, this is the one. Incall, outcall, and car dates are all on the table. And that “40” on the deal—keep it in mind.
CASH OR CHIME ONLY
Wait — trades of any kind are a no. Tips welcome, though, and I mean that as in… don’t show up acting like a refund policy.
TRADES OF ANY KIND (Tips welcome)
LAW ENFORCEMENT
DISRESPECTFUL BEHAVIOR
Also, I’m not really doing the whole “gentle then maybe” thing. Which, okay, you came for the details—so yeah, it’s gentleman’s choice, and real men choose me.
