Welcome, gentlemen.
Happy New Year—yeah, I gotta upgrade with the economy. If you don’t understand that, then I’m not the woman for you. I’m real, and no, I’m not the police. Cool.
I’m here to fulfill your sexual desires—come have a fun, relaxing, unforgettable experience, the kind that makes you beg for more. X-rated pics and head videos are for sale too. I’m % real & verified, and yeah, discreet.
Light screening required. Limited texting only—no long back-and-forths, keep it simple. Which, okay, no law enforcement or informants or entrapments. And no games at all, because if you do, you’ll get blocked.
No men under 30. No explicit language. No free pictures—non-negotiable. Also no cheap men.
Serious inquiries only. No call, no show will get you blocked. Call for booking so we can set it up, with 15–30 minutes in advance. 24/7 incall only—just incall, not whatever else people try to assume.
Payments: cash is acceptable, and you can use APP (5 extra) or CHIME (PAY 5 extra) too—usually I’m dealing with it through whatever method you pick, just don’t be trying to shortcut it.
Anyway, if you’re texting like it’s a free-for-all, I’m not the one for that. Hit me through the limited texting, or call for the appointment window—then we go from there.
