CATCH ME WHILE YOU CAN
I don’t live in Memphis—I'm just in it a few nights each week. If our schedules align, you might get lucky. Anyway, it’s not a constant thing.
TONIGHT'S AVAILABILITY
4:00 A.M. – 8:30 A.M
New first-time bookings close at 7:45 A.M.
Anything later has to already be booked, and the required deposit has to be received before the cutoff—so yeah, the window matters.
♀ THE EXPERIENCE
I’m not the cheapest, nor am I trying to be. I value respect, discretion, good hygiene, and people who appreciate quality over quantity. If you’re hunting for the lowest price, I’m probably not your match.
♀ VAMPIRE SCHEDULE
I work overnight, so I keep vampire hours. If the sun’s coming up, I’m headed to bed—not appointments.
Please don’t ask to meet between 9:00 A.M. and 6:00 P.M. Those are my sleeping hours unless otherwise posted.
And yep, my normal availability is afternoons and evenings. Anything outside those hours needs advance planning.
Wait—no, not just “whenever,” because I’m trying to keep my schedule consistent.
BOOKING & DEPOSIT POLICY
A non-negotiable deposit is required to secure every appointment.
♦ QV — $50 deposit (Venmo only)
♦ HHR or longer — $100 deposit (Venmo only)
Deposits count toward your total and aren’t an extra fee. No deposit = no reservation.
RATES
QV (up to 15 minutes) — $350
HHR — $450
1 HR — $600
And for 2–3 HRS — $850, because longer time changes the whole flow.
❌ BOUNDARIES ❌
✘ Bareback
✘ Anal
✘ Kissing
✘ Giving oral (physical limitation)
✘ Car dates
✘ Surprise guests
✘ Negotiating my boundaries
If it’s on this list, the answer is no. Not for extra money. Not because you asked nicely. Not because you think you’ll change my mind.
✨ Respect goes both ways. ✨
BEFORE YOU TEXT
Please include:
• Age
• General location
• Which session you'd like
• Preferred meeting time
• The word "vampire"
♀ VAMPIRE TEST
Include the word "vampire" in your first message so I know you actually read the ad.
You must host or provide a hotel.
Please text first.
☎ I do not answer unsolicited phone calls.
Low-effort messages like "Hey," "Available" "Host" or questions already answered in this ad will likely be ignored.
Luck tends to favor the prepared— and the ones who actually read the ad.
