hey if you’re looking for a hookup or to have some fun with a real woman, that’s me—Ms. Lipstick Menace, 39.
I’m also cool with being a friend if that’s what you want, and yeah, I can play into wild fantasies you don’t usually say out loud. Which, okay.
Don’t overthink it—call or text me and I’ll do what you want me to do, so come see me—usually faster if you hit me up there first.

