Slim and petite—I'm 4'11" and about 90 lbs. Which, okay, that's the whole point of the description, right? Anyway—if you need the quick physical read, that's it.
And yeah, I keep it simple: slim, petite, 4'11" tall, 90 lbs. Wait — it says “funnnn - 22” in the original too, but I'm not trying to dress that up; just stating the body details that are actually there.
