Curvy, 5'2, dirty blond hair, hazel eyes—yeah, I’m the one you’re picturing.
Depending on my mood, my eye color changes. Anyway, people keep saying “petite and slim with an athletic build,” and then they’ll switch to “average build, blonde, friendly smile,” and then, for some reason, they land on “thick and curvy, confident and well-groomed.” Wait — which one are they looking at? Which, okay, whatever.
And no, I’m not a cop. I don’t know why that rumor keeps getting thrown around, but it’s stupid.
If you’re texting, don’t use the old number—please. 94 58 00 54 29 isn’t the one to hit, I check that one less than I should.
Fastest response is usually on the active number or WhatsApp: (732)803-1 826—hit me up there first, not the dead-end one above. Also, the vibe of “fun” gets mentioned a lot, but really I’m just talking like a person, not reading from a script—cool?
