Hey there—please read before you hit me up.
Outcall only, and I keep it short and simple because I actually like things clean and clear. Thick Goddess, Manhattan, New York—if you’re respectful about my time, we’ll get along. Anyway, when you message me, keep it brief.
I’m into a few things: be a gentleman, good hygiene, and be respectful with consideration of my time. Also—be Uber ready. That part matters, and yeah, it’s not me being picky, it’s just how it goes.
And just so we don’t waste time, I don’t do: no bare, no car dates, no explicit text, and no low ballers. Which, okay, saves everyone from awkward back-and-forth—pretty much the same reason I said keep it short.
If you’re sending a message, make it simple and move from there—don’t ramble, and don’t try to start a whole negotiation in the first line.
