In Manhattan, I’m incalls only — not here for long.
Text me, and keep it discreet — no outcalls. Anyway, it’s first come, first served, so if you’re late you’re out, that’s just how it is.
Police outcalls only you come to me — nah, wait — it’s the other way. Incalls only, yes yes yes. Which, okay, just send the physical address and I’ll be strict about it.
Send the physical address or I won’t come. I check the address I’m given (and if it’s not a house or apartment showing, not popping up, I’m not going) — I’ll look it up once again, and if it doesn’t match what you said, I don’t show.
Real fun. Real bitch. Real wet. Real tight.
And no, don’t try to turn it into outcalls — it’s incalls only.
