Jello Jazz and Ina Ivanova are back in Manhattan, and it’s a duo thing or a solo thing—pick whichever mood you’re in. Cool, right?
Jello Jazz is that playful enchantress vibe, and Ina Ivanova’s the fiery Ukrainian muse. Anyway, the options are duo or divine solo, Uber chauffeured both ways, which I know sounds fancy but it’s basically just the ride part handled.
• Four hundred for an hour of silken ecstasy—yeah, the words are a lot, but that’s how it’s listed.
• Three for half-hour's velvet sin—wait, the “three” part is actually what’s written, so I’m not changing it.
• Two hundred to sway slow atop you—this one’s described as slow, and you can feel why people book it.
• One-fifty, lips locked in surrender—so direct, honestly.
Text velvet f... inquiring about those Valentine's treasures—usually I see people handle this by texting first, not overthinking it.
Which, okay, if you’re trying to figure out the Valentine stuff, that message is the way it’s put in the ad—Jello Jazz and Ina Ivanova, Uber both ways, Manhattan.
