TEXT only for the fastest response — I don’t do the phone back-and-forth.
Outcall only, and yeah, I keep my ad updated. I don’t send pics; if it’s here, it’s current. If you’re in Madison and you message me, be address-ready, because if you’re not, I won’t respond.
35+ older, professional, upscale. Gentlemen only. And no lowballers—don’t waste either of our time. No cardates, either. If you don’t have it, you’re just not my target audience. Which, okay, that’s how it goes.
Rates are simple: HHR $150 (nonnegotiable), and $200 per hour. No QV— I don’t offer QV. I only accept currency. I’m classy, exclusive, discreet, and I’m going for a five-star experience, even if the “experience” part makes it sound fancier than it is.
Clean from the inside out—no smells. Polished, professional, drama-free. No anal services. Cool, limited availability too, and I don’t meet with everyone—so if your schedule doesn’t line up, it is what it is.
Serious, respectful inquiries only. No pressure zone — I’m just trying to keep things straightforward.
