For $150, it’s a three-hole special tonight—just keeping it simple and focused.
If you’re in the mood for my oral skills, I can do that, no big performance needed. Anyway, I’ll keep it laid-back and Southern, and we’ll just handle the time together—without turning it into some whole speech.
Which, okay, if you’re circling this, Pinky’s up for it this Thursday in Macon, Georgia. Usually faster if you hit me up with a message—texting is the cleanest way I check it, too.

