Hi, I’m new in town, and I’m keeping it simple—if you want to have a good time, just send me a text message. I can make sure you have a great time with my service. Cool, anyway—come have fun, papi.
Wait — I said “new in town” already, but yeah, I’m here, and texting is the fastest way I handle it. That’s usually how it goes with me, so just hit me up there first.
