come see me—i’m here to relieve the thing you’re looking for. I aim to please, which is exactly why I keep it simple.
text me on the number on my photo (the black one). That texting number on the ad gets you no response—wait, that’s not right—actually, it’s the one that should get you a response, and if you try other ways you’ll hit a wall. anyway, limited access.
I have an age requirement—if you don’t meet it, it’s not happening. Cool.
Which, okay, I’m still telling you: use the texting number on the ad and the one on my photo, and don’t expect much if you go around it.
