☑ ((( ABSOLUTELY NO TEXTS OR BLOCKED NUMBERS ))) — I don't play texting games.
If you have no plans on calling me, then move on. Sending texts is totally pointless, and I won't answer questions or see you without talking to you on the phone first. My location, prices, or any other questions you have will be answered during our phone call—within reason. Wait — if you're thinking about making it a “2O questions” thing, I won’t sit around on the phone playing that. I’ll quickly hang up and block you.
Anyway. The things I won’t do are on here, so read my entire ad (or at least skim through it quickly). If you ask anything already answered on here, I’ll know you didn’t read it and I’ll hang up and block you.
((( INCALL ONLY ))) — no deposit required. No outcalls or cardates. Are available— not for any amount of $$, so don't ask. And no, I won’t have you pick me up—Uber or Lyft over there either !!!
Are you a risk taker, adventurous type? Cool. I cater to people who like the unknown and surprises, and yeah, that’s the vibe I bring. My experience and skills will make your toes curl—have you coming back for more. Which, okay, that’s my thing.
❎ I don’t play the haggling game or “let’s make a deal.” Price listed is the lowest I’ll go. I don't do quick visits. Half hour and hour sessions only. Half hour is one time only— in the hour session I do allow multiples. If you're looking for something cheaper, I'm not the girl for you.
✅ $120.00 for 30 minutes incall special for the first gentleman to stop by and visit me before 3:00 AM this morning. My special is first cum first serve, so I wouldn't hesitate. Rate increases after that time, so don't wait because you’ll definitely miss out.
Also, I don't upsell. Price agreed upon is the price you pay, and tips are always greatly appreciated—especially if you appreciate a job well done. But I won’t pressure you or ask.
I’m a sassy and sweet, down to earth, passionate type. And yes, I can’t wait to see where it goes once you’re actually calling and we’re on the same page.
I absolutely do not do anything bare—condoms are mandatory at all times. No BBBJ, no bareback, and no Greek, and not even for more $$. I will never except “but I’m clean” either, so don’t try it. And it’s not an option, whatever other excuse you want to use. I’m always and will always be a safety girl—I care about my health and my life, and most importantly my clients, even if you don’t care about yours—so don’t ask.
❌ I don't send pics or facetime, so don't waste your time asking. There’s no excuse I will accept, there’s nothing to “verify,” since there’s no head in the pictures and nothing to compare anything to.
~~ Serious callers only ~~ Please don't make an appointment or tell me your on your way when you know you have no intention of seeing me, so I can allow actual serious clients to see me. I’ll never waste your time, so be respectful, have some class, and don’t waste my time.
If you’re calling, hit me up at 424-352-9212—usually faster there. Cash preferred; cash app also. I check that one less… but yeah, I’m picky about it.
ZO E Y 424-352-9212
