☑ ((( ABSOLUTELY NO TEXTS OR BLOCKED NUMBERS )))
I have never, and I will ever entertain anyone wasting my time—playing on my phone, or trying to play texting games. Which, okay. ___
(( CALL ME )) and if you don’t have plans on calling me then move on. Sending texts is totally pointless. I won’t answer questions or see you without talking to you on the phone first.
My location and prices—or any other questions you have—will be answered during our phone call. Within reason. And I’m not sitting around on the phone playing the 20 questions game either. I’ll hang up and block you.
So if you’re thinking about it, you might as well move on and try it with someone else—maybe you’ll have more luck. Thanks for your understanding.
☑ READ MY ENTIRE AD, or at least skim through it quickly—most info you’d want to know is in here. And most importantly, the things I will not do are on here too. If you ask anything already answered on here, I’ll know you didn’t read my ad and I’ll quickly hang up and block you.
((( INCALL ONLY )))
No deposit required. No outcalls or cardates are available—not for any amount of $$, so don’t ask. And no, I won’t have you pick me up Uber or Lyft over there either !!!
Are you a risk taker and the adventurous type? Does the unknown and surprises really turn you on—make you hot—Which, okay, then I’m the sexy lil blonde playmate you seek. My experience and skills will make your toes curl and have you cuuuumming back for more.
❎ I don’t play the haggling game, or let’s make a deal. The price listed is the lowest I will go. I don’t do quick visits—half hour & hour sessions only. Half hour is one time only. In the hour session I do allow multiples. If you’re looking for something cheaper then I’m not the girl for you.
I pride myself on providing a reasonably priced one of a kind quality session, all about you. Unrushed. And yeah, drama free—easy, smooth.
❎ If you try to go any lower, I’ll assume you’re not really trying to see me and I will hang up and block you. I’m a simple girl, and I love things to go easy, smooth, and drama free.
✅ ✅ $120.00 FOR 30 MINUTES INCALL SPECIAL
For the first gentleman to stop by and visit me before 2:30 AM this morning, my special is first cuuuumm first serve—so I wouldn’t hesitate. I’m ready for you to cuuuumm on over so there’s no waiting; the rate will increase after that time, so don’t wait because you will definitely miss out—anyway.
☑☑ ** AMAZzzZiNG SERVICE IS NOT CHEAP && CHEAP SERVICE IS NEVER GOOD **
I don’t upsell. Price agreed upon is the price you pay. Tips are always greatly appreciated, especially if you appreciate a job well done. But I will never pressure you or ask.
❌❌ I absolutely do not do anything bare. Condoms are mandatory at all times. No BBBJ, no bareback, no greek, and no not even for more $$, I will never except “but I’m clean” either—so don’t try it or whatever other excuse you want to use, it’s not ever an option. I’m always and will always be a safety girl. I care about my health and my life, and most importantly my clients—even if you don’t care about yours. So don’t ask. I will immediately hang up and block you.
❌❌ I do not send pics or facetime, so don’t waste your time asking. There’s no excuse I will accept—there’s nothing to “verify” since there’s no head in the pictures, and nothing to compare anything to.
SERIOUS CALLERS ONLY
Please don’t make an appointment or tell me your on your way when you know you have no intention of seeing me, so I can allow actual serious clients to see me. I will never waste your time, so be respectful, have some class, and don’t waste my time—thank you.
** Z O E Y **
424-352-9212
