☑ Call me, not texts, and yeah I’m serious about it. If you don’t plan on calling, move on—sending texts is totally pointless.
I won’t answer questions or see you without talking on the phone first. My location and prices, plus anything else you wanna ask, get answered during our phone call—within reason, and I’m not doing the 20 questions game. I’ll hang up and block you if you ask anything already covered here, so skim it fast and don’t make it weird—anyway.
Incall only—no deposit required. No outcalls or cardates either, not for any amount of $$, so don’t ask about Uber or Lyft pickup like that. I’m staying put.
And yeah, I’m a petite blonde playmate. It’s “petite” and “blonde” for real, and the vibe is about quality and staying drama-free—not haggling or deal-making. My experience and skills will make your toes curl, and I do allow multiples in the hour session, but half hour and hour sessions are the only options.
❎ I don’t do quick visits. Half hour is one time only, hour session is where multiples are allowed, and the half hour and hour setup is pretty firm. If you’re thinking you can go cheaper than what’s listed, I’m not the girl for that.
$12O.OO FOR 3O MIN INCALL SPECIAL—cash preferred, cash app also. No deposit required, incall only, and cash app is okay too. Which, okay, I’ll repeat this part because people miss it: first gentleman to stop by for the $1OO.00 for 3O MINUTES incall special before 4:OO AM gets it on a first come, first serve basis, and the rate increases after that time.
Absolutely no texts or blocked numbers. Also, I don’t do pics or FaceTime, so don’t waste your time asking. There’s no “verify” because there’s no head in the pictures—nothing to compare.
But look—condoms are mandatory at all times. No BBBJ, no bareback, no Greek, and not even for more money; “but I’m clean” isn’t an exception. I care about my health and my life, and most importantly my clients, so don’t ask and I won’t have to hang up and block you.
And yeah, I’m not up-selling. Price agreed upon is the price you pay, tips are appreciated if you appreciate a job well done, but I won’t pressure you or ask.
✅ Clean sanitized environment. ✅ 100% independent. ✅ 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
Z O E Y. 4 2 4 .. 3 5 2 .. 9 2 1 2 — hit me up by call, usually faster there, and I’ll answer when it actually makes sense.
