☑️ ((( ABSOLUTELY NO TEXTS OR BLOCKED NUMBERS ))) I don’t entertain wasting my time, playing on my phone, or texting games—if you’re not planning to call, then move on.
Sending texts is pointless. I won’t answer questions or see you without talking to me on the phone first—any questions about my location, prices, or anything else get answered during our phone call. And no, I’m not sitting around on the phone playing the 20 questions game either—I'll hang up and block you.
Also, read my entire ad (or at least skim through it quickly). Most information you’d want is already on here. My locaton, prices, and what I won’t do are listed, so if you ask anything already answered, I’ll know you didn’t read it and I’ll quickly hang up and block you.
Which, okay—incall only. No deposit required. No outcalls or cardates. Not for any amount of $$, so don’t ask. And no, I won’t have you pick me up (Uber or Lyft over there either)!!!
About the deal: $120.00 for 30 minutes incall special for the first gentleman to stop by and visit me before 1:00 AM this morning. My special is first cuuuUmm first serve, so there’s no waiting—rate increases after that time, so don’t wait because you’ll miss out.
If you’re a risk taker and the adventurous type, and the unknown/surprises turn you on, then I’m the sexy lil blonde playmate you’re looking for—my experience and skills will make your toes curl. Cool, but I don’t play the haggling game or “let’s make a deal,” and I don’t do quick visits—half hour & hour sessions only. Half hour is one time only. In the hour session I do allow multiples.
My price listed is the lowest I will go. I pride myself on providing a reasonably priced, one-of-a-kind quality session, and all about you—unrushed. Quality session. If you try to go any lower, I’ll assume you’re not really trying to see me, and I’ll hang up and block you.
I’m a simple girl and I love things to go easy, smooth, and drama free.
And yeah, amazzzziing service isn’t cheap, cheap service is never good. I don’t upsell—price agreed upon is the price you pay. Tips are always greatly appreciated, especially if you appreciate a job well done, but I won’t pressure you or ask.
No BBBJ, no bareback, no Greek, and not even for more $$. I absolutely do not do anything bare—condoms are mandatory at all times. I won’t “except” some excuse like “but I’m clean.” It’s not an option. I care about my health and my life and, most importantly, my clients—even if you don’t care about yours, so don’t ask.
I also don’t send pics or facetime, so there’s no use in asking. There’s nothing to verify since there’s no head in the pictures and nothing to compare anything to.
Serious callers only. Please don’t make an appointment or tell me your on your way when you know you have no intention of seeing me—so I can allow actual serious clients to see me. I will never waste your time, so be respectful and have some class.
Usually faster there if you call me, and if you do call, hit 424-352-9212—Zoey—like I said, no blocked numbers. When you’re ready, it’s incall only.
