SE HABLA ESPAOL.
HI! I’m Eve. Dangerous curves striaight ahead—42. Tonight only, hot tub.
Text me—yeah, I’m direct. We’ll be relaxing, smoking, and having a drink. And no, I don’t do the back-and-forth—cool, right? Anyway, what do you want to do, specifically? Wait—also, please no flakes.
No cheapskates.
Do not try haggling, this not the swapmeet!!! Which, okay. And don’t bring the “dumbass” energy that wastes time—none of that.
NOTE TO MEN:
DONT ask if I’m available if you aren’t available—how about shower/get ready before you look for a date. Don’t ask if someone is available and you yourself aren’t ready. I mean, it’s basic, and it saves everyone the headache. That “asking last minute” thing? Yeah, don’t do it.
Hot tub tonight only, and that’s the deal. Text me.
