Hello, my name’s Miss Lisa. I’m a beautiful woman.
Don’t call me—I won’t answer. Text only, please. And I’m only interested in a chubby man with a very, very hairy dick and hairy balls only.
Which, okay—if you want to see me, you must be a chubby or muscular man with a very hairy dick and hairy balls.
No FaceTime, so don’t ask. Also, no outcalls. Cool, I host—you drive to me.
Anyway, if you text, I’m usually faster there than on calls—just keep it text-only.
