PRICE STARTS IN 100 — and yeah, I get it, people like a straight number, not a mystery.
IM ALL YOUR DADDY
GOOD HYGIENE
LET'S HAVE A GREAT TIME
HAVE SEXY FRIENDS AVAILABLE FOR THREESOMES — wait, that’s not the usual thing people expect from a basic ad.
YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR BUNNY OR YOUR DOCTOR &
IF YOU WANT SOME PHOTOS OR VIDEOS
TEXT ON WHATSAPP AND TIP
Which, okay, if you’re trying to match the vibe—Los Angeles—this is the kind of back-and-forth that usually works better when you just keep it simple. I check messages on WhatsApp more often than you’d think, hit me there first and don’t overthink it—
