☑ ((( ABSOLUTELY NO TEXTS OR BLOCKED NUMBERS )))
CALL ME — if you don’t have plans on calling, then don’t waste my time, or yours. I won’t answer sending texts, and I’m not doing questions over text. I’ll hang up and block if you try to play the texting game.
And yeah, my location and prices are on me to discuss during our phone call, not by guessing back-and-forth. Which, okay, I won’t sit around doing the 2O questions game either — I don’t entertain time wasters or anyone trying to “see you” without talking to me on the phone first.
READ MY ENTIRE AD — or skim it quickly. The stuff I won’t do is on here, and if you ask something already answered on here I’ll know you didn’t read it and I’ll hang up and block you.
INCALL ONLY. No deposit required. No outcalls or cardates, not for any amount of $$, so don’t ask — and I’m not having you pick me up Uber or Lyft over there either!!!
Are you a risk taker and the adventurous type? If the unknown and surprises turn you on, then I’m the sexxxy lil blonde playmate you seek. My experience and skills will make your toes curl and have you cuuuummming back for more. Cool.
❎ I don’t play the haggeling game or “let’s make a deal.” Price listed is the lowest I will go. I don’t do quick visits — half hour & hour sessions only. Half hour is one time only. In the hour session I do allow multiples. If you’re looking for something cheaper then I’m not the girl for you. I pride myself on providing a reasonably priced one of a kind.
All about you, unrushed, quality session — try to go any lower and I’ll assume you’re not really trying to see me, and I’ll hang up and block you. I’m a simple girl, I love things to go easy, smooth, and drama free.
✅✅ $120.00 FOR 30 MINUTES INCALL SPECIAL for the first gentleman to stop by and visit me before 3:00 AM this morning. Special is first cuuuUmm first serve, so I wouldn’t hesitate — I’m ready for you to cuuuUmm on over. No waiting, and the rate increases after that time, so don’t wait because you’ll miss out.
☎️ I’ll accept cash and Cash App. When I agree on a price, it’s the price you pay — I don’t upsell. Tips are always greatly appreciated, especially if you appreciate a job well done, but I will never ask or pressure you.
❌❌ I absolutely do not do anything bare. Condoms are mandatory at all times. No BBBJ, no bareback, no greek, and no not even for more $$ or whatever other excuse you want to try to use — it’s not ever an option. I’m always and will always be a safety girl, I care about my health and my clients.
❌❌ I don’t send pics or facetime, so there’s no use in asking. There’s no excuse I will accept — there’s nothing to “verify,” since there’s no head in the pictures and nothing to compare anything to.
SERIOUS CALLERS ONLY. Please don’t make an appointment or tell me your on your way when you know you have no intention of seeing me, so I can allow actual serious clients to see me. I will never waste your time — be respectful, have some class, don’t waste my time.
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