Come see me—I live about 30 min away from Longview.
No bare, and no GFE, and honestly, please don’t ask me a million questions because I’ll block you.
I check messages only when I post, and when you’re ready—if you’re not ready, don’t message me.
Wait — if my post is up after an hour, don’t message then either, I’m probably unavailable. I get thousands of messages, so I can’t get to all of you first, and yeah, that part’s annoying but it’s true.
First come, first served, and keep trying until I get to you, which I know sounds rough.
Which, okay—don’t come here if you’re looking for a relationship. This isn’t a dating app, so don’t expect anything like that out of me.
You pay me for my service and leave. If people try to talk to me and waste my time, they get blocked and kicked out my house. I only accept certain outcalls, but they’re very rare.

