Spend time with me while I’m in or around Long Beach—keep it drama-free, that’s the whole point. ✨
I’m not making it complicated: text me first at and we’ll handle the details from there—Which, okay, I’m usually faster with a real message than with back-and-forth.
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT
SCREENINGS
✨SERIOUS ENQUIRERS ONLY ✨
Which, okay—also, please make sure your hygiene is up to par before coming in, I really don’t want awkward moments.
✨ Please have donations ready to hand me when you come in.
✨CASHAPP, APPLE PAY!
Anyway, keep it simple and be ready with what I asked for—also, yep, the whole “serious enquirers only” part isn’t me being dramatic, it’s just how it goes.

