Hit me up and come through tonight—I'm doing HHR birthday girl specials, today only. I keep it simple: you’ve gotta bring your own condom, and there’s a $5 deposit required for outcalls.
I’m taking orders for the birthday specials right now. Cool, which ones—2 pops for BBJ is $120, but yeah, that “$120 ec” wording’s how I list it. Also 2 pops for BBFS is $120 each—same deal on the EC note. Then there’s 2 pops for CIP at $120 per—wait, the ad’s listing it the same way, so I’m not changing it.
And if you try to lowball, nah—no low ballers. Seriously, keep it moving if you’re trying to squeeze me on price.

