Good evening, gentlemen. If you’re up for holiday weekend fun, call or text me—then we can set up our meeting when you’re ready. I can do our own fireworks, which is… honestly the main thing.
I’ll have afternoon, evening, and late night appointments available for your convenience. Which, okay, that covers most schedules I run into. And just to be clear again like I said before—I’m not affiliated with the law, I’m not a cop, and I have no pimp. Cool.
Sunday night showdown—yeah, that’s the vibe. I’ll handle the timing once you reach me by text or call, usually faster if you hit that line instead of waiting around—so we can lock in the time you want, then you and I go from there.

