After a long stressful day, let me relax you. Cool, I’m the one you won’t have to keep searching for—what the doctor ordered, for real.
Which, okay, here are the rules I’m sticking to: no bare, no anal, no kissing, no pimps, no law enforcement, and no time wasters. I know that sounds strict, but honestly I’d rather be clear up front than deal with back-and-forth later.

