ASK ABOUT MY HOLIDAY SPECIAL—yeah, that one.
ASK ABOUT MY FIRECRACKER VIP SPECIAL too, since it’s the main event.
Looking for clean, generous friends… which I know sounds simple, but I mean it. Wait — I’ll still ask you to verify via Facetime before anything else.
And if you’re the type to waste time, please don’t. I’m keeping it moving, always.
Text me " HOLIDAY"—usually faster there, and I check it more often than you’d think.

