Hey gentlemen—I'm thick in all the right places, and yeah, that matters.
I don’t false advertise, which you’ll appreciate after dealing with the whole catfish thing. Which, okay, stop wasting time and get with this down to earth snow bunny goddess vibe who’ll make you feel comfortable.
Incalls, no blocked calls—text msgs welcome, and usually faster if you hit me up there first. Also, I’m keeping it chill: no explicit talk. Serious inquiries only—hope to see you soon
