Hey gentlemen — I’m thick and wet in all the right places.
So yeah, stop wasting time getting catfished and get with this down to earth goddess, the one who’ll make you feel comfortable. And I don’t false advertise. I’ve got incalls.
No blocked calls either, and text msgs welcome. Which, okay, sometimes I check that line more than the others.
No explicit talk — serious inquiries only.
I hope to see you soon
