If you want to have a great time, I’ll include a completely free massage—yeah, that part’s real.
I don’t ask for a deposit upfront. You pay me in person, darling—no weird advance stuff. Cool.
Which, okay. Just message me—then we’ll handle the details the normal way.
Anyway, I know “free massage” sounds like a headline, but it’s what I’m offering, and I keep it simple about the deposit thing. Which reminds me, I’m not doing the deposit upfront at all. I check that one less thing, and it stays that way—so you pay in person, like I said.
