I mean, let’s detach from reality for a little while. Anyway, I’ve got everything I need to nurture you—massage, towel warmer, and 1OO—yeah, that’s how it’s written in my notes, I’m not even gonna pretend I love that detail.
And which, okay, the massage part is the main thing, but the towel warmer is there too. It’s one of those small touches that actually makes the whole session feel more put-together, even when I’m kinda tired typing this out.
Wait—Las Vegas, Nevada—right, that’s where I’m based, not just on the page. Cool. That’s the context, and the services are the same: massage and towel warmer, plus the “1OO” from before.

