Look, I’m keeping it simple. I can offer a free massage, and you just send me a message to set it up.
I don’t ask for a deposit upfront—then you pay me in person. Darling, I don’t really like the back-and-forth either, usually it’s cleaner that way.
Anyway. If you’re trying to avoid the upfront stuff, that part’s handled, and yeah—massage is the whole point here, free massage.
